masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

92 truths about me

92 truths about me

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

Tagged by: oddbeauty1998.tumblr.com

WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage: water
2. last phone call: Work boo 
3. last text message: birdie! :) 
4. last song you listened to: nine inch nails - angel 
5. last time you cried: I don’t know actually

HAVE YOU EVER: 
6. dated someone twice: Yup 
7. been cheated on: Yes
8. kissed someone & regretted it: Yes
9. lost someone special: Yes
10. been depressed: nope 
11. been drunk and threw up:oh yeah xD

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS: Black, green and red.

IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU: 
15. Made a new friend: Yes
16. Fallen out of love: Yeah
17. Laughed until you cried: Yeah
18. Met someone who changed you: Yes
19. Found out who your true friends are: Oh yeah
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Dont think so 
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friends list: Kinda I guess xD

GENERAL: 
22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: Most of them
24. Do you have any pets? : Yes, A dog and cat 
25. Do you want to change your name: Nah it’s fine 
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Nothinggg :( 
27. What time did you wake up today: 10ish 
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Tumblr and talking to a fairy! 
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: MCM expo, Halloween and uni with bae! 
30. Last time you saw your mother: bout an hour ago 
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?: too many things 
32. What are you listening to right now: nothing rn
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: Of course 
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now: my motivation
35. Most visited webpage: Tumblr or gogoanime xD 
36. Blood type: No clue
37. Nickname: sage, sagey 
38. Relationship Status: open to the public ;P 
39. Zodiac sign: Capricorn

40. Pronouns: She, her 
41. Elementary: Yup
42. High School: Been to that too 
43. College: British college or American college? XP
44. Hair color: Dark Brown
45. Long or short: short 
46. Height: 5’8 
47.Do you have a crush on someone: a bit 
48. What do you like about yourself?: my sense of humour
50. Tattoos: I have 3 
51. Righty or lefty: Righty
52. First Surgery: Never had surgery
53. First piercing: Ears
54. First best friend: A girl called Natasha 
55. First sport you joined: netball 
56. First vacation: Cyprus
58. First pair of trainers: no idea xD

RIGHT NOW: 
59. Eating: Nothing 
60. Drinking: coffee 
61. I’m about to: look for something to watch on TV 
62. Listening to: nothing 
63. Waiting for: nothing 
64. Want kids?: nope 
65. Get Married?: Definitely
66. Career?: Translator or make up artist

WHICH IS BETTER: 
67. Lips or eyes: Lips
68. Hugs or kisses: I like Booooth

69. Shorter or taller: I like my shawtys :P

70. Older or Younger: Younger 

71. Romantic or spontaneous: eitherrr
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Either, both are lovely 
73. Sensitive or loud: loud need someone with spirit :) 
74. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship 
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: trouble maker :P

HAVE YOU EVER: 
76. Kissed a stranger: Yes
77. Drank hard liquor: Yes
78. Lost glasses/contacts: Yes
79. Sex on first date: No
80. Broken someone’s heart: I don’t think so. 
81. Had your own heart broken: Yes
82. Been arrested: No
83. Turned someone down: Yes
84. Cried when someone died: Yes
85. Fallen for a friend: yup, this sucks don’t do it…

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 
86. Yourself: at times 
87. Miracles: nah 
88. Love at first sight: nope, attraction init 
89. Heaven: nah 
90. Santa Claus: I want to believe…
91. Kiss on the first date: sure! If it feels right ;) 
92. Angels: babes, yes. Biblical nah xD

Itag:

Shrewbear

Alphadawg

beauty-shock

daughterofvalinor

wordybirdi

#long thing   
#babyyyyyyyyy   #:'D   

foreverfriendsfans:

transponsters:

I go through life assuming everyone gets FRIENDS references. And when people don’t, I’m like:

image

The most accurate thing in my life.

meatmodel:

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

Me in two sentences.

  • Me: I won't get jealous
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore

lamegrownup:

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.